Newton:

I was the first to formulate the law of universal gravity; the force that everything in the universe is subject to — from the orbits of the planets to the apple that falls from the tree.

Einstein:

The esteemed Sir Isaac Newton! So is it true then, the story about the apple?

Newton:

Of course it’s true, just like everything else people praise me for. Mr.?

Einstein:

Einstein, Albert Einstein. I had the honor of standing on your shoulders and thus saw a little farther.

Newton:

Hey, just a minute — that’s my line!